Lemonada.
Brains on Universe.
Welcome, Forever Urgo listeners.
We're so excited to have you here.
I'm your captain, Joy Dolo.
I'm joined by my co-pilot, Tripp.
Hi.
And we're here to take you on a ride through history.
If you're listening to this podcast in a vehicle, not limited to, but including a car, bus, boat, plane,
or underwater sandwich submarine, please keep your arms, legs, fingers, toes, armpits, and butts in.
Inside the moving vehicle.
Don't forget to buckle up.
And make sure your listening ears are turned on.
If you're listening to this podcast out in public, please put on headphones so as not to disturb your neighbors.
Remember, Mayo is strictly forbidden from this podcast.
Any pro-Mayo propaganda will result in at least a 10-year personal grudge from me.
What about complimentary snacks?
Any mini pretzels or tiny cookies?
Uh, yeah, I haven't quite worked out how to digitally beam snacks to anyone listening to this podcast yet.
But I can offer complimentary impressions.