It's Friday, May 22nd.
I'm Jane Koston, and this is What A Day,
the show deeply inspired by President Donald Trump's total disinterest in Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding.
Here he is on Thursday.
I said, you know, this is not good timing for me.
I have a thing called Iran and other things.
That's one I can't win on.
If I do attend, I get killed.
If I don't attend, I get killed.
By the fake news, of course, I'm talking about.
No, but he's...
Get a very person who I've known for a long time.
And hopefully they're going to have a great marriage.
Interesting how the war in Iran is so important that Trump can't go to his son's wedding.
But not so important that Trump can't, say, get distracted by ballroom construction.
Or golf.
On today's show, Trump's potty mouth is getting worse.
And the Democratic National Committee finally released its autopsy with no conclusion.
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But let's start with Congress.