Jimmy Carr: My Mom’s Depression Made Me Funny

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  I'm in the service industry, right?

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  Okay.

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  I like to think of myself as a drug dealer.

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  Okay.

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  So I'm dealing in two drugs.

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  It's dopamine and serotonin.

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  And the people have already got the drugs on them.

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  I can just tickle them out.

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  Like, I should be dead, but it's...

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  And she was so funny in her own life.

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  Accident on the M5.

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  A young man has made a joke that caused his mother to pass out.

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  Please avoid the left lane of the M5.

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  I think we're living in a revolution.

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  I agree with you.

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  Depends how you define revolution, but I define a revolution as the replacement of elites.

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  You've made me one kid.

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  I think about you more than you know.

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  You, to me...

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  Your mistress is not going to like that.

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