Hey, Sean, my name's Jason.
You know what I love 300 of?
What?
Almonds, summer salads, tighty-whities, matcha lattes.
What about you?
You like 300 of anything?
My name is Sean Hayes, and I like 300 glasses of milk.
I also like 300 pounds of spaghetti, and I also like 300-pound men.
Listen, let's have a lot of love today.
You want to know what?
It's someone's birthday today.
Whose birthday?
A little pod creature called Smartless.
How old is it?
Isn't she 300 years old? 300 episodes old. 300 episodes old?
Yeah.
Oh, she looks so good.
I know.
I mean.
She's still getting around.