This is The Guardian.
Today, neo-Nazis, rioters, and birthday wishes for your nan.
Nigel Farage's cameo side hustle.
Just a quick heads up before we start,
today's episode contains strong and offensive language throughout.
So you all know Cameo, right?
It's that website where you can ask a celebrity to record a personalized message
for you, for a fee.
Often it's just a bit of a laugh.
So say you want to get, I don't know,
Jay from The Inbetweeners to record a hilarious message for your friend.
You can do it on here.
Whatever you do on your birthday, we'll just have to be a bus banker.
Happy birthday, Jacob.
Or you could get one from...
Fiona, from the most recent series of The Traitors.
Hi David, this is Fiona, the secret traitor.
But it's not just celebrities that are on Cameo.
There are some politicians on there too, and one in particular is so successful
that he is listed on the site as a fan favorite,