Brains on Universe.
I drew a red card, which means I win.
For the love of gumdrops.
Hey, Joy.
Hey, Ava.
Oh, and hi, Gumpy.
The giant mound of used chewing gum that came to life.
I'm like Frosty the Snowman.
If he were made up of old mashed up bits of gum.
We're playing Candyland.
It's my favorite board game, even if Joy won.
Oh yeah, that's the colorful board game with all the candy characters.
As a talking pile of gum, it's my lifelong dream to be a Candyland character.
I thought your lifelong dream was to invent the world's first dessert version of a cheesesteak sandwich.
And I thought your lifelong dream was to be a game show host.
What can I say?
I'm a dreamer.
But I do want to be a Candyland character.
I even know what my space would be called on the board.
Do tell.