Girl, winter is so last season.
And now spring's got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes.
Your algorithm is feeding you cut-offs.
You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders.
That perfect hang on the patio sundress.
Those sandals you can wear all day and all night.
And you've had enough of shopping from your couch.
Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope?
It's time for a little in-person spring treat.
It's time for a trip to Ross.
Work your magic.
Hey, quick heads up to anyone in Quaid Army who enjoys stand-up comedy.
I'm going to be at Paramount Theater in Denver on May 8th.
I'm going to be at the Route 66 Casino Hotel in Albuquerque on May 9th.
I'm going to be with my good friend, Brooks Whelan,
who, let 's be honest, if you listen to the pod, you can tell Andy is growing a little bit jealous of.
It's a very fun time.
We'd love to see you.
And now back to the pod or the ads.
I don't know where they're going to put this.