Mitch McConnell is 84 years old.
It's been 84 years.
That makes him older than Israel, superglue, and the microwave oven.
Mitch McConnell, polio survivor, is older than the polio vaccine.
And we've known for some time that he's not in peak physical form.
It was back in 2023 when he took a nasty fall and was hospitalized with a fractured rib and a concussion.
And it was that same year when he froze twice in front of cameras while speaking to the press once.
For like a solid 30 seconds.
This week has been good bipartisan cooperation and a string of...
We're not going to play the whole thing.
The point is, despite years of health issues, the former Senate Majority Leader still managed to mystify the nation
when he ghosted on Congress and his constituents for a month.
The Mitch McConnell mystery on Today Explained from Vox.
This might sound like ancient history at this point,
but there was a time when all lights did was turn on and turn off.
Dim if you're lucky.
But then a group at Philips came along and discovered, what if all your lights could change colors?
What if they could change colors in wild, completely impractical and still very cool ways?
And that is the story of Hue.
This week on Version History, our chat show about old technology,