‘I can sense Sinatra enter my body and exit my lungs’: aboard the celebrity impersonators’ cruise

“我能感受到 Sinatra 悄然进入我的身体,又从我的肺中逸出”:名人格斗者游轮之上

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2026-08-31

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I joined Marilyn Monroe, Walter White, Ozzy Osbourne and other tribute artists on a cruise where imitation is its own art form By Mina Tavakoli. Read by Norma Butikofer. Help support our independent journalism at theguardian.com/longreadpod
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  • Frank Sinatra, palming a can of Sprite in one hand and the fist of his beautiful,

  • red-headed wife in the other, sat in a dark corner across from Jeff Bezos,

  • who looked like he was waiting for him to say something.

  • But Sinatra said nothing.

  • He'd been mostly quiet all evening, and now, in this cabaret, he seemed even more distant.

  • Staring out past fog and strobe and Bezos' strong, bald head, and into the large room,

  • where at least half a dozen men had basically shattered a bistro table trying to get a better look at Marilyn Monroe.

  • Sinatra's wife knew, as did Roy Orbison and Austin Powers, who stood nearby,

  • that it was only minutes before he was supposed to go on stage,

  • and that forcing any sort of conversation on him in this mood of focus would be extremely stupid.

  • The fact was, Sinatra had already been waiting for more than an hour for his moment at the mic,

  • and at this point would have been more than fine with just heading back to his cabin.

  • He was tired of the constant low-grade pitch and gravity under his feet.

  • He was still annoyed that he'd nearly lost his luggage on the first day here,

  • a fact his wife was not letting him forget, was humiliated

  • that he never really got his onboard Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi he paid for, to work all week.