Coloproctology (COLON CANCER + BUTT FUN) with Carmen Fong

结直肠肛门病学(结肠癌+臀部乐趣)与方 Carmen

Ologies with Alie Ward

2026-03-12

1 小时 27 分钟
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So, you don’t want colon cancer, but you DO want buttsex secrets? Have we got an episode for you. Coloprotocolgist Dr. Carmen Fong charms us in a brand-new episode about prostate orgasms, shady polyps, fibermaxxing, colon cancer branding, butt plugs, heartburn, douches, bidets, farts, vacation constipation in the nation, ostomy awareness, second sphincters, Crown Jewels, pregnancy agonies, ‘roids, fissures, fixes, endometriosis, diverticulitis, IBS, hydrotherapy, a shocking shower revelation, and how a blissful colonoscopy could change and save your life.   This one pairs great with our Field Trip: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along and How-To Visit Dr. Fong’s website and follow her on Instagram and TikTok Buy her book, Constipation Nation: What To Know When You Can’t Go, on Bookshop.org or Amazon A donation went to Fight Colorectal Cancer More episode sources and links Other episodes you may enjoy: FIELD TRIP: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along & How-To, Gluteology (BUTTS), Scatology (POOP), Microbiology (GUT BIOME), Urology (CROTCH PARTS), Gynecology (NETHER HEALTH), Radiology (X-RAY VISION), FIELD TRIP: Alie’s Mystery Surgery, Venereology (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS), Coffeeology (YEP, COFFEE) 400+ Ologies episodes sorted by topic Smologies (short, classroom-safe) episodes Sponsors of Ologies Transcripts and bleeped episodes Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes! Follow Ologies on Instagram and Bluesky Follow Alie Ward on Instagram and TikTok Editing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jake Chaffee Managing Director: Susan Hale Scheduling Producer: Noel Dilworth Transcripts by Aveline Malek  Website by Kelly R. Dwyer Theme song by Nick Thorburn Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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  • Ali Ward, welcome to Ologies.

  • I'm proud of you for listening to this one.

  • It might save your life, or it might make you horny.

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  • Thrilling they are a colorectal surgeon and the author of the acclaimed book constipation nation what to know when you can't go They have been decorated with so many medical awards.

  • They got their MD at Michigan State University They did their surgery residency at Mount Sinai Beth Israel then a fellowship in colon and rectal surgery at Stony Brook and is a double board certified General and colorectal surgeon in private practice as a co-director of the Hemorrhoid Centers of America.

  • They're so funny, so charming, no question is too sensitive,

  • and you need to send this to everyone you know with a butthole, even your grandparents.

  • You think your granddad never had a finger up his butt?

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