We are going to extreme lengths to get more protein these days.
The powders, the shakes, the cottage cheese and the oatmeal,
the peanut butter and everything, and the chicken smoothie.
I went to the store, got like some chicken breast, boiled it.
blended in a blender.
It was like added a splash of water and then it smelled like,
you know, I was just like, dude, I'm making soup here.
This is so weird.
So then I added like every berry, every frozen banana,
like everything I could basically find in my freezer and,
you know, to make it a little bit more tolerable.
Have you tried the chicken smoothie?
And then my wife tried it too and she was like,
oh, yeah, you could definitely feel the chicken on that.
And so I had this like, you know,
venti-sized chicken smoothie that I had to drink all myself
because I can't waste anything in my house.
Coming up on Today Explained, protein madness.
I got in the water in the very early morning before the sun had risen and the water was pitch black.
I started swimming and I felt the water hollowing out around me and felt like something really big was swimming below.