I'll stick with the water for now.
I've never figured out how to do the coffee thing.
You never figured out coffee?
No.
Really?
Do tea things.
Well, tea's nice.
Tea's probably better for you, I guess.
But, man, it's so hard to know.
Well, here, I'll ask you.
Because you're a health expert.
How convenient.
Because there's all this conflicting information about coffee.
Like some people say coffee is really good for you.
It's like an amazing antioxidant.
And there's all these positive health benefits.
And other people say, no, it dehydrates you.
It's bad for you.
It's too much caffeine.
It's bad for you.