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Hello, who better to welcome me back from holiday than Chris Mason at Westminster?
Hello.
Hello, nice to have you back.
Is that it?
Shall I be more gushing and...
I mean, we've been doing this for nearly a decade now, so...
The thing is, I would think that over the last couple of weeks you've been sort of, what is it,
one week on, one week off.
So I lose track of your movements.
Just using my annual leave allocation.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
This is the time of year, isn't it?
Because our leave year runs from April to April.
This is riveting stuff where people tend to realise.
Next, our live stream of our rota meeting.
Now, Chris, you know what?
You can welcome me back with a classic correction/slash clarification.