From The Times and The Sunday Times, this is the story.
I'm Manvin Rana.
Dear Yanis,
considering your country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize
for having stopped Eight Wars Plus,
I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.
I won't lie.
When I first read it, I thought it was a badly written spoof.
A misjudged attempt at satire.
But no, this really is the letter President Trump sent the Norwegian Prime Minister,
UNESCO Arsteur, about the future of Greenland.
We've hoisted up.
Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China.
And why do you have a right of ownership anyway?
There are no written documents.
It's only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there also.
That's not strictly true.
There are a series of legal documents and a treaty from 1814,
but I'm not sure the president is a fan of historic detail,
which he confirmed with the last few lines of his letter.