By now, you've definitely heard that Clavicular got brutally frame-mogged by an ASU frat leader.
Yo, Clav, two words.
Frame-mogged.
Maybe you heard that he mugged the Dime Square jester gooners.
You probably know that Clavicular, Little Mantaid,
and Whitey supremacist Nick Fuentes danced to Heil Hitler in Vendome,
and then Clav got fight-mogged in the club during Fashion Week in New York.
Or maybe you're lucky and you have no idea what I'm talking about.
A remarkable new online subculture has young men clockwork-oranging,
bashing their faces with hammers and snorting crystal meth to drop weight,
all in the interest of being the most handsome boy.
Coming up on Today Explained, Clavicular and the Lux Maxers.
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