It's the Word of the Day podcast for January 26th.
Today's word is OFE, spelled O-A-F.
OFE is a noun.
It's used to refer to someone as big, clumsy, and slow-witted.
Here's the word used in a sentence from the advertiser Gleam of Guntersville, Alabama.
Let me give you a rose.
Well, just an imaginary rose.
What?
What's the occasion?
What for?
Because I want to participate in an act of kindness.
It's impossible, even for a blustering clumsy oaf,
like me, to ignore the positive effects of a rose in hand.
In long ago England,
it was believed that elves sometimes secretly exchanged their babies for human babies.
A belief that served as an explanation when parents found themselves with a baby that failed to meet expectations or desires.
These parents believed that their real baby had been stolen by elves and that a changeling had been left in its place.
The label for such a child was Alph, meaning an elf's or goblin's child,
which was later altered to form our present-day word, Oph.
Alf, spelled A-U-F, is likely from the Middle English Alvin or elven, meaning elf or fairy.