2022-06-03
24 分钟Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce your besties,
the Queen of Kinwa, the Sultan of Signs, David Freeberg,
the Rain Man, David Sacks, the Dictator himself, Chamat Palihapatiya,
and everyone's favorite bestie, The Point God, Jay Patel.
I cannot believe what Jay Calis pulled off here.
I mean, I am in shock that this is even real.
I still don't know where all the money went, but...
The amount of money you embezzled.
We are witnessing our first Theranos moment, starring Jason Calcanis.
Guys, I got great news for you.
I took all the money.
I put it in Luna.
I haven't checked it in the last week, but we were up 3X.
We're going to kill this.
You'll never find the money.
I put it through multiple Bitcoin tumblers.
That's great.
That's going to be great.
Welcome everybody.
By the way, sorry, this is a joke to everybody in the room, but one person.