Justinian and Theodora

查士丁尼与狄奥多拉

You're Dead to Me

2026-01-01

13 分钟
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Dead Funny History: Justinian and Theodora. Join historian Greg Jenner for a fast-paced, funny and fascinating journey through the lives of Justinian and Theodora; the ultimate Byzantine power couple who ruled an empire, survived riots, and reformed the law. This episode of Dead Funny History is packed with jokes, sketches and sound effects that bring the past to life for families and Key Stage 2 learners. From humble beginnings, he was the nephew of a pig farmer, she may have been the daughter of a bear trainer, Justinian and Theodora rose to become co-rulers of the Byzantine Empire, based in Constantinople (modern-day Istanbul). Their love story began at the chariot races and led to a marriage that defied the law, until Justinian got it changed. Together, they faced the terrifying Nika Riots, when rival teams joined forces to burn the city. Justinian wanted to flee, but Theodora’s legendary speech convinced him to stay and rebuild. Expect parodies, sketch comedy, and a quiz to test what you’ve learned. Discover how they reformed Byzantine law, improved rights for women, and built the stunning Hagia Sophia. There’s also a Thrash Metal battle with the Vandals and Ostrogoths, a ghostly uncle, and a goose-honking nod to Theodora’s early career. It’s history with heart, humour and high production value. Perfect for curious kids, families, and fans of You’re Dead To Me. Written by Jack Bernhardt, Gabby Hutchinson Crouch and Dr Emma Nagouse Host: Greg Jenner Performers: Mali Ann Rees and Richard David-Caine Producer: Dr Emma Nagouse Associate Producer: Gabby Hutchinson Crouch Audio Producer: Emma Weatherill Script Consultant: Professor Peter Frankopan Production Coordinator: Liz Tuohy Production Manager: Jo Kyle Studio Managers: Keith Graham and Andrew Garratt Sound Designer: Peregrine Andrews A BBC Studios Production
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  • Hello and welcome to Dead Funny History.

  • I'm Greg Jenner, I'm a historian and I want to tell you about some cool people.

  • Who is history's biggest power couple?

  • Zendaya and Tom Holland have nothing on Justinian and Theodora,

  • the co-rulers of the Byzantine Empire.

  • What's a Byzantine Empire?

  • Ah, it was the eastern part of the Roman Empire.

  • ranging from Greece all the way to the Middle East and Egypt,

  • and lasting from the 4th century all the way to the 15th century CE.

  • And even though they still called it the Roman Empire, it didn't actually have Rome in it anymore.

  • Yeah, the western half of the Roman Empire had been taken over by different tribes,

  • and they all had names like thrash metal bands.

  • The Byzantine Empire's main city was called New Rome, but mostly people called it Constantinople.

  • It sits at the meeting point of Europe and Asia, and these days it's called Istanbul in Turkey.

  • It was then home to the largest and most spectacular church in the world, the Hagia Sophia,

  • or Holy Wisdom, and it was built by the nephew of a pig farmer.

  • You want?

  • Yep.

  • Justinian was born in the Balkans in around the year 480 CE.

  • His name was Flavius Petrus Sabatius Yossianus Augustus.