Let's begin this episode with a story.
I have a little crush right now, okay?
A little crush.
And when I say a little crush, I literally mean a little crush.
This is a crush so little that it will never leave the confines of my mind, okay?
I will never pursue this man in real life.
This is simply a little crush for my brain to enjoy in this moment.
of being newly single.
Like this is just a little something for my single brain to chew on and nothing more.
I will never date this man in real life.
I can almost 100% promise you that.
I can like 98% promise you that.
Why?
Because there are so many variables in place that make it so that I should never be with this man,
probably can never be with this man.
Like it just doesn't make sense.
But here's the deal, I see him all the time in passing.
I see him multiple times a week and you want to know the craziest part?
I have never spoken to him, never once.
It's very clear that this person is shy.