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Hey, it's Marielle.
You know what I like to do as a fun holiday season activity?
Open the Promotions tab on my email.
I did this recently with Brian Vines.
He's a reporter at Consumer Reports,
a nonprofit that does product testing, consumer research, and journalism.
Is it scary in there?
It's so scary.
Before I even started reading the subject lines of the many marketing emails that I apparently signed up for,
he was like, oh, I know what they're going to say.
Well, they say, by now, extra 20% off.
Factory sale.
Last chance.
Last chance.
Last chance.
Last chance.
Lies.
Leave the last chance to Donna Summers.
There's never been a last chance since Donna Summers recorded that record.