Please welcome to Newscast at 6.27, so just after the six o'clock news, Chris Mason, MP.
The Honourable Gentleman, I think is what you should be calling me.
for political journalism.
That's what it's for.
Shall we just explain why you're actually not an MP?
Yes, no, I'm very much not.
I've learned, and you Adam was supposed to relate to this in 25 years in this game,
that there is always new ways in which you can make a complete shambles of attempting to be a broadcast journalist.
And today, somehow, I've no idea how this happened.
The little captions that pop up at the bottom of the screen to explain who someone is.
The one that came up for me said, Chris Mason MP.
And it is very funny.
I've just been sent a screen grab of it.
Oh dear.
Do you know in the trade they're called Aston's.
Because the original machine that used to put the captions on the screen was called an Aston machine.
Is that right?
I was well trained by a previous boss to always make sure that captions are in the right format.
And so obviously that training has not been extended to everyone.
Well, human errors and all that, but I must admit, my eyes did roll.