Over the weekend, I went into my kitchen to conduct a very serious, hard-hitting interview.
What is your name?
Bedford.
What's your full name?
Bedford.
An interview with my son, Bedford.
And how old are you?
Two.
And who am I?
Daddy.
I wanted to ask him about one of his favorite foods.
the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
So we've got two sandwiches here.
Okay, let's open them up.
Specifically, I wanted to ask him about two competing versions of the PB&J.
The Uncrustable, which is made by J.M.
Smucker, and an alleged copycat made by Trader Joe's.
If you're unfamiliar, these packaged sandwiches both contain peanut butter and jelly on white bread.
They're both crustless, crimped at the edges.
They kind of look like giant round dumplings.