Chris is here, so we can follow up our chat about carefully cheese on Friday.
Oh, terrific.
I'm looking forward to this.
Did you have any nice cheese over the weekend?
I had a bit of mature cheddar, which is my go-to.
Not Wensley Dale?
No, not this time.
I do love Wensley Dale, but mature cheddar is the most frequent occupier of our fridge.
And if this is confusing you, Chris and I had a conversation on Friday about Caerphilly cheese.
Chris then said that in Caerphilly, where they just had the bi-election for the Senedd,
there is a statue to the cheese.
And I said, has anyone else seen a statue to a food product in the UK?
And newscaster Rebecca kind of has.
She got in touch.
She said, here in Melton, MOBRE.
Can you tell where this is going?
Oh, yes.
We have a pork pie bench in the street just outside the old pork pie shop.
You know what?
I've sat on that bench.