So I am here in Laura Koensberg's normal seat, so Laura Koensberg's obviously not here.
It looks like you're in a containment vessel somewhere.
Where are you?
I am in the glorious BBC Studios in Salford, just next to the fine, fine city of Manchester.
Because the Conservatives are going to Manchester?
They are and so we were always planning to be here this weekend to bring our program on Sunday mornings to our viewers from the venue of the Toy Party conference
as is tradition and convention and speak to the party leader which we will be doing this morning.
However for all the wrong reasons to coming to Manchester this weekend has proven to be as an opportunity to go and see and speak to some of the people in the community who've been caught up in a terrible attack on Thursday morning.
So we'll be talking about the conservatives' hopes and dreams and fears for the next few days,
but also the ongoing aftermath of the terrible attack on the synagogue in Manchester.
All on Saturday's Newscast.
Newscast.
Newscast from the BBC.
That boy slid on me in the classroom doing our violin lessons.
I was the toppletail in the class.
Can I have an apology, please?
I trust almost nobody.
That daddy has to sometimes do strong language.
Next time in Moscow.
I filled a Lulu with no solulu.