This is The Guardian.
Today, could this be Keir Starmer's last Labour conference as Prime Minister?
A quick warning before we start.
This episode contains a racist slur.
So we're outside a German-themed pub in central Liverpool,
eagerly awaiting the start of the Labour-list karaoke night,
which is apparently one of the highlights of every Labour conference.
I've never made it before.
I've heard wild stories from the past of cabinet ministers disgracing themselves,
or proving themselves to be surprisingly good.
After a few false starts, things finally get underway.
The first cabinet minister steps up to the mic.
But instead of belting out Bicycle by Queen or Gary Newman's cars,
she opts for a bit of Britpop nostalgia.
You'll learn new things about MPs at conference.
Like the fact that Alex Davies-Jones, the Justice Minister and the MP for Pontypreeth,
used to be a Celine Dion impersonator touring working men's clubs in the South Wales.
But not everyone has the pipes for such vocal gymnastics,
and many opt for crowd-pleasing sing-alongs instead.
You can see why Labour MPs might prefer karaoke to reality right now.