let’s pretend we’re having a sleepover

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  Let's pretend that we're having a sleepover.

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  Right now, for me,

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  it's 9 p.m. and I'm in my pajamas and I'm getting tired, perhaps even a little delirious.

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  So it's not gonna be that hard for me to pretend because I'm already 80% of the way to a sleepover.

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  The only thing missing is I'm technically alone, but for you, it might be three in the afternoon.

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  So I suggest you either pause this episode and save it for later when you're falling asleep or just pretend that it's the evening time and we're having a sleepover.

• 00:29

  tonight's sleepover, we're going to be playing truth or dare.

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  Mainly just truth because it's kind of hard to do dares virtually, especially on a podcast.

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  Like majority of dares are only interesting if you're watching the person do the dare.

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  And this is technically a podcast and a lot of people just listen to it.

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  So I'm not going to like twerk for 60 seconds.

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  Like if that was a dare, I'm not like, what's the point of that?

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  There's no audio element to that,

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  especially not for me because my butt does not make a sound when I twerk.

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  It is like crickets when I twerk, unfortunately.

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  There's no, you know, clapping of the cheeks for me, unfortunately.

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  So mainly we're just going to be playing truth or truth,

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  but we're going to have a few dares in there.

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  So get excited, get cozy, get in your PJs, pretend that you're in your PJs,

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  pretend that it's dark out, and let's have a sleepover.

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