If I Ruled the World: The One Where Everyone Tries Crack

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  I believe everyone should try crack before they die.

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  But like, in a perfect world you would know right before you die.

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  He said do it in hospice.

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  I would.

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  I would do it in hospice.

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  Guys, if you're going out, go out with a bang.

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  With a snap, crackle, pop, bang.

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  No, I don't think crack is the best hospice drug.

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  What would you choose?

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  Heroin?

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  Yeah.

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  But they give you that anyway.

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  That's what I'm saying though.

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  Because they already figured it out.

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  Yo, let me ask you something.

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  Have you seen somebody do crack and then like not be like more mobile than they were?

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  Crackheads keep jobs.

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  That's what I'm saying.

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  Fentanyl kills.

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  So I'm saying hospice should have crack.

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