If I Ruled the World: Careful What You Think

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  I just, because I do want to vote yes for one of your ideas,

• 00:03

  Trevor, because I don't think I ever have.

• 00:05

  Right?

• 00:06

  So I really, I do, I really do, like, I don't want to,

• 00:10

  because, you know, people hit me up, they're like, stop bullying Trevor.

• 00:13

  And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not bullying him.

• 00:16

  He's just like, he says crazy stuff.

• 00:17

  Like, so, as my friend and my brother, I want to support you and your ideas.

• 00:27

  This is What Now?

• 00:29

  With Trevor Noah.

• 00:39

  You ready to rule the world?

• 00:40

  Of course.

• 00:42

  Always am.

• 00:42

  Living.

• 00:43

  Welcome to my favorite game, If I Ruled the World.

• 00:46

  As I tell both of you, and anyone who'll listen,

• 00:48

  my dream is to be a dictator of a very small nation, of a group of people who...

• 00:57

  Not wanted me to be a dictator, but they were like, yeah, this sounds like a cool idea.

• 01:00

  So I didn't like take power from them.

• 01:02

  It just was the way it was.

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