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Patti, Patti, where was your phone?
Well, my phone was in the BBC in another studio and I just left it.
I should hang it around my neck.
Like, I came with a spectacles.
Oh, like Larry Grayson, I was thinking.
You could be the new Larry Grayson.
Shut that door.
So newscasts, if you were not with us last week,
Paddy lost his phone, and we were trying to find him,
and then it took us a long time to find him, but he had lost his phone.
Anyway, your phone was found, but you've gone missing today.
So I'm in a pub in Sheffield, so that you don't have to be.
We're speaking to the community gardener here.
It's called The Gardeners Rest,
about what they're going to do with the Yorkshire water hose pipe ban.
Well, that sounds like a very good place to be.
I'm not in Sheffield, but I am here in Broadcasting House for this Saturday's episode of Newscast.
The BBC.
He has just compared me to the fat controller.