Paddy, many words have been written, many words have been said,
even more words have been repeated about the last 12 months of Labour government because guess what?
It's the anniversary in case you've been living under a rock.
But there are plenty of newscasts about everything that's happened so far.
So today we're doing something else.
Yes, we're going to cast forward.
We mustn't talk about the past at all.
It's not allowed.
Can I ask one question about the past?
Yes.
Do you remember where you were 12 months ago when they went into government?
Yes, in Downing Street on the telly.
OK, it's easy for you to remember.
It's easy for me to remember.
Were you asleep?
I think I was.
I have absolutely no memory at all of where I was.
I know it was very important.
It was a big day, but I can't remember.
So there we are.