2025-06-17
8 分钟What up, nerds?
I'm Jared, and this is Changelog News for the week of Monday, June 16th, 2025.
Did you feel that Google Cloud outage last week?
Turns out,
this was another instance of Tony Hoare's classic billion-dollar mistake mixed with the also-classic distributed systems are hard.
The outage began when blank fields in a new service policy replicated a null pointer-induced crash loop almost instantly across their global fleet of servers.
Props to Google for their transparent post-mortem and props to the SRE team that triaged the issue starting just two minutes after that null pointer rolled out.
Okay, let's get into this week's news.
Stop uploading your data to Google.
A few years ago,
Lucas Mathis realized that losing access to his Google account would have been devastating.
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Those are good questions to ask and he isn't merely being paranoid.
There are instances of this actually happening to real people and it's never you until it's you.
And then it's too late.
Lucas set some rules for himself.
1. Do not upload any data to Google.
My Google account is too important to risk it.
Now, no services are tied to it, except for those that must be tied to it. 2.
Self-host as much as possible.