the ghost is back, and other stories

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  Welcome to Storytime, okay?

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  I've compiled a collection of short stories recently that I'm overjoyed to share with you

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  because I love telling stories,

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  but I never get to tell stories because I live a very simple life.

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  I follow the same routine almost every single day,

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  and so I rarely have stories to tell because my life is somewhat predictable.

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  People would assume that my life is much more dynamic than it actually is.

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  I wake up, I do pretty much the same thing every single day, and then I go to sleep.

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  And there are a few times a year when interesting things happen.

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  Perhaps I go to an event or something.

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  But for the most part, my life is very mundane.

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  And I rarely have stories to tell.

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  But today, I have stories to tell.

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  And listen, are they going to be the most wild, jaw-dropping stories you've ever heard?

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  No. Because I'm not a liar, okay?

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  Remember the story time era on YouTube when everybody was making story time videos and they were doing so well and getting so many views that everybody started lying to keep up the engagement and keep up the views?

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  I'm not doing that, all right?

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  All of these stories are true, real, and mediocre at best,

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  but I'm gonna try through storytelling to make them interesting

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  because they're not that interesting.

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