Okay, our friends.
Today we are reading something completely different.
It is called The King's Stilts.
It was written by Dr. Seuss.
It is read today by Mommy and...
Dogman!
Dogman.
Woof, woof.
Yes.
Yes, indeed.
Well, Dogman, have I got a story for you.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Naturally, the king never wore his stilts during business hours.
When King Bertram worked, he really worked,
and his stilts stood forgotten in the hall stilt closet in the castle's front hallway.
Do you know what stilts are?
They're long wooden poles with little bits on them that you can stand on,
and they make you taller than what you really are.
There was much work to be done in the kingdom of Ben that King Bittram had to get up every morning at five.