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Hey, and welcome to The Short Stuff.
I'm Josh, and there's Chuck, and it's just us.
No Dave, no Jerry, no nothing.
But we are here, and being tourists walking through the Australian bush right now,
we need to be careful of drop bears.
That's right, because you know, if you're especially a tourist.
or maybe a foreign soldier, you're walking around the outback,
look up, because if you walk under a tree,
a drop bear might drop down, knock you on the head, and eat your head.
Yeah, might bite your skull open with its molars,
might use its fangs to bite your neck, and you're dead.
You're dead when a drop bear drops on you, because they can get fairly big.
I saw about the size of leopards.
Leopards average something like...
Six feet long, seven feet long, weighing between 100 to 200 pounds.
This is a big animal.
The thing that makes it so crazy is that it looks a lot like a koala except with orange wiry hair.
Yeah.
And luckily, you know, we toured Australia and did some great shows all over that wonderful country.