In honor of the Met Gala tomorrow, I'm going to be sharing with you all my red carpet routine, okay?
And here's the thing, right?
There's already bits and pieces of my red carpet routine out there on the internet.
If you wanted to find it, you could.
But I've never sat down and dedicated like an hour to describing it in unnecessary detail.
So that's what I'm going to be doing today.
And here's the other thing.
If you were to Google red carpet routine and click on the very first Google result that came up,
there's a really good chance that you would find a routine that is exactly like mine.
Okay.
Everybody's red carpet routine is for the most part the same.
It consists of facials and fittings and getting a haircut.
It's like it can only get so interesting.
So again, like nothing I'm going to share with you today is going to shock you.
I'm not going to tell you today that I get bird feces injected into my under eyes before the carpet
because it makes me look 10 years younger.
If I was 10 years younger, I would look 13.
But honestly, that's kind of the beauty standard,
to look as young as possible and to have the least amount of wrinkles possible.
Anywho, but what makes this routine special is that it's mine.