You are not doing this because you enjoy it.
You're doing this because you're trying to fulfill a weird obligation to, like, the patriarchy.
Oh, okay.
Oh, look at you.
Oh, yep, that's perfect.
It doesn't match your undertones.
Yeah, we don't have attention to detail over here, as evidenced by certain group chats.
Am I gonna look less crazy at some point?
No, you kind of look intense too, actually.
Okay.
So I just added some muddy bronzer.
Cool.
Okay.
You know, when you're.
When you're filming glam videos with border patrol, you can't always bring all your.
So this is very authentic to how they might do it in the car.
For example, I accidentally just colored in my entire eyelid.
That's fine.
They love eyeliner over there.
I hit my eyeball.