It's Tuesday, April 15th.
Happy Tax Day!
I'm Jane Kostin, and this is What A Day,
the show that is somewhat frightened of the AI-programmed crossing signs in Palo Alto,
which, over the weekend, sounded like this.
Wait.
Hi.
This is Elon Musk.
Welcome to Palo Alto, the home of Tesla Engineering.
You know, they say money can't buy happiness.
And, yeah, okay.
I guess that's true.
God knows I've tried.
But it can buy a Cybertruck, and that's pretty sick, right?
Right?
Fuck, I'm so alone.
I get that it's a protest, but also, I don't want to hear Elon's voice even ironically.
On today's show,
Harvard University tells the White House it can take its list of demands in exchange for billions in federal funding and,
very respectfully, shove it.