2020-01-02
54 分钟Welcome to Rice to Meet You, a comedy podcast about Asian culture.
Before we start, I'd like to shout out our rice emperor patron, Gabriella Bromley.
Thank you so, so, so much for supporting Rice to Meet You.
Evelyn and I, we really appreciate it.
And now, on with the show.
A friend of mine is really lucky.
He thought about coming up, but he was afraid to.
His parents knew, like they knew for ages, so they've done so much research waiting for him to come out.
And finally, one day when he was dumped by one of his sort of ex-boyfriend, and he cried in his mom's arms.
Mom, I need to tell you, I'm gay.
And then his mom's like, we know, but are you top or bottom because not?
Oh my gosh, I can't believe you're here.
Taiwan.
Oh, if my mom is your mom, you'll be here.
We're getting hit into it.
Just escape your mom.
Food, freedom.
I'll always go for freedom.
Freedom.
Spoken like a true Asian boy.