Asians Get Stopped at Border Control - ft. Phil Wang (Netflix, BBC)

亚洲人在边境检查站被拦截 - 菲尔·王(Netflix,BBC)

Rice To Meet You

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2020-02-27

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Phil Wang is a British Malaysian stand-up comedian. We talk about durians, border control, and Evelyn feels awkward while Phil and Nigel roast each other. Phil is super funny, go see him on tour! Buy tickets here. Also go follow him on twitter and instagram. 🍚 We have a Patreon! Support our independently-produced podcast, improve Asian representation in the UK, and get extra episodes! --- 🎫 Tickets: 🎟 We're doing Rice To Meet You live podcast recordings: Melbourne, Australia - April 11th London, UK - May 30th Patrons get discount codes/free tickets! 🎟 MELBOURNE! Both Nigel and Evelyn will be there March-April doing shows. Evelyn's doing New Order and Nigel's doing his headline hour and Comedy Zone Asia. 🎟 LONDON! Nigel is hosting an Asian comedy night on April 27th. Evelyn will be on that show as well. --- 📲 Follow the show: Rice To Meet You Instagram Twitter Nigel Ng Instagram Twitter Facebook Evelyn Mok Instagram Twitter Facebook Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/ricetomeetyoupod
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  • Hey friends!

  • We have live rise to meet you podcast recording events in Melbourne and London.

  • All the links are in the show notes.

  • Patrons get free tickets or discounted tickets depending on your tier.

  • So if you like the podcast, consider throwing us a few bucks each month.

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  • And now, on with the show.

  • Oh, apparently my cousin was on, like, that Australian customs program where Asian people get caught.

  • No!

  • I heard this.

  • My sister texted me like, you know, Bob was on border control.

  • That's so funny.

  • And I'm thinking about small penis big dreams for my next one.

  • No, it's gonna be hard to advertise on Facebook ads.

  • Oh, really?

  • There's a lot of penis in it.

  • Really?

  • But if you got to think your strategy, a marketing strategy.

  • Don't listen to Nigel.