Hard luck and trouble.
Been my only friend.
We learned this week that if there is one person on earth even more deserving of our sympathy,
indeed our anguished damp eyed pity, than its most powerful citizen, it is its richest.
We learned that US President Donald Trump,
an absolutely prodigious sniveler who actually is as good at whining
as he thinks he is at everything else.
No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated.
Worse or more unfairly, was moved nevertheless by the woeful plight of billionaire nitwit Elon Musk,
who in recent days has suffered crashes of one of his rockets,
his social media garbage barge and the share price of his manufacturer of annoying cars with stupid door handles.
President Trump is vowing to buy a Tesla after the company's stock plunged.
Critics blame CEO Elon Musk's focus on his White House role for the stock slide.
While protesters are targeting Tesla dealerships across the country.
Seriously, car door handles was a problem which we had as a species solved.
They were fine as they were, as all right, thinking people concur.
But we learned that say whatever else you will, etc.
This was one promise President Trump intended to keep.
I've been driving in my car.
We learned this from an extreme normal ceremony at the White House at which the President of the United States deferring as usual to Elon Musk.