We learned this week of exciting new career prospects for the grievously oppressed
and disregarded demographic that is cranky middle aged white guys with podcasts for we learned
that the new Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation is this guy.
Why does everybody want to fight me all the time?
Do I have a punchable face or something?
This guy being specifically host of the Dan Bongino Show Dan Bongino.
We learned from a brief survey of his CV that while Bongino has been,
in fairness, a New York City police officer and a Secret Service agent,
he has no experience at all whatsoever of the organization of which he is now second in command.
So on balance, it's reassuring that the ultimate responsibility for the FBI is now in the steady,
capable hands of we.
Will go out and find the conspirators, not just in government, but in the media.
Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media who lied about American citizens,
who helped Joe Biden rig presidential elections.
America.
It was fun while it lasted.
On which subject we learned more of US President Donald Trump's sane,
plausible and above all extremely normal vision for post war Gaza.
And we learned this from a video the actual President of the United actual States posted
on his own account on his own platform.