What We Learned: Friday 21 February 

所学所得:2月21日,星期五

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2025-02-22

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A look back at this week’s news stories, including Javier Milei’s cryptocurrency blunder, Doge’s mishap with firing officials working to combat bird flu and Donald Trump’s ire against Ukraine and Julianne Moore’s ‘Freckleface Strawberry’. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  • We learned this week not to mess with the buns in Japan.

  • I can't wait to get interesting.

  • Tell me more.

  • Let's see where this goes.

  • We learned

  • that a shopper in Fukuoka had been run in by plod after lightly poking a sesame

  • and cream cheese muffin through its packet

  • in order to determine the firmness of the breadley comestible,

  • and then left the shop without making a purchase.

  • We learned

  • that this was sufficient to get the BAP prodding ne'er do well arraigned for criminal damage so

  • and let's get all these out of the way.

  • She's toast.

  • Oh, we'll need to pay some dough.

  • It's a crummy situation.

  • We're on a roll.

  • Meanwhile, on the American continent,

  • we learn

  • that there are presidents who cheerfully scam their own supporters out of their saving listeners,

  • anticipating some sort of extremely clever bait