But I Did Everything Right

This American Life

社会与文化

2021-12-10

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People earnestly doing what they're told, and absolutely not getting what they were promised. Prologue: A teenage girl finds a wallet and has to decide whether to return it. That, and other stories of people trying to do the right thing, and it not working out the way they thought. (5 minutes) Damned If You Don't: Rebecca Shrader thought she knew what was right when it came to abortion. Then she got pregnant. Reporter Emma Green tells the story. (31 minutes) Emma Green reported this story in collaboration for The Atlantic and its podcast, The Experiment. Brian and Peg: Brian and Peg disagree over a very important thing. Host Ira Glass tries to figure out who’s right. (11 minutes) Bought the Farm: Senior editor David Kestenbaum helps his kids set up an ant farm. They follow all the instructions, to the letter! But he ends up learning a lesson he’s pretty sure the manufacturer did not intend. (8 minutes)
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  • From WBEZ Chicago, it's this American Life.

  • I'm Ira glass.

  • Example number one.

  • When she was 19, Lenore had a job selling tickets at a haunted mansion tourist attraction near Orlando, Florida.

  • One day, she found in a stairwell a wallet someone dropped.

  • Leather, she says, with a green rubber band, tons of cash inside, like a vacationer brings on a big trip.

  • It seemed obvious what to do next.

  • She should figure out how to give it back.

  • But two of the guys she worked with were like, let's not.

  • Let's keep the money.

  • And if they come back looking for it, we can say, we don't have it, we didn't find it, and they'll never know.

  • And I said, no, we have to return it.

  • And they start telling me how ridiculous I'm being, and I'm such a goody two shoes, and why am I like this?

  • Why?

  • Who knows?

  • But the one time that she tried shoplifting when she was 10, on a dare, she couldn't stand it and returned the pack of gum and apologized.

  • Honor was also excited at the idea that she could be a hero.

  • That the guy on the ID and the wallet would come in and be.

  • Like, excuse me, have you seen my wallet?

  • And I'd say, here it is.