Terrific Toilets: how humans solved the potty problem

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• 00:02

  Step forward, young Caleb.

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  Joy, I have brought you the plunger of mercy and the toilet brush of truth as you requested.

• 00:13

  Indeed you have, young Caleb.

• 00:16

  Then I believe you are finally ready.

• 00:19

  You mean it?

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  I double dog mean it.

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  No take-backsies.

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  Now, bend thy knee and lower thine head.

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  Do you, sir Caleb, solemnly swear to always lower the seat when you're done?

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  Double check to make sure everything flushes and wash your hands for at least 20 seconds.

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  I do.

• 00:41

  Place thine hand on this book and repeat after me.

• 00:45

  Um Joy, that's a roll of toilet paper.

• 00:48

  Precisely.

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  Now repeat after me.

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  Whether number one or number two.

• 00:55

  Whether number one or number two.

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  I will go with pride when I enter the loo.

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  I will go with pride when I enter the loo.

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  It is done.

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