Hiya friends, I'm Joy Dolo and I'm here to introduce you to a revolutionary new product.
It's light as a feather, puffy as a cloud, and salty as your pet elephant when you forget his birthday.
I said I'm sorry, Hermie!
As I was saying, now, introducing Popcorn!
Hey Joy, whoa, what is all this?
Hello Rose, and welcome to the show Don't Be Intimidated by the blinding stage lights and live studio audience!
Um, Joy, those are flashlights taped to the ceiling and that's an audience of stuffed animals.
Yeah, it's so good you're here because today and today only,
I'm introducing the world to a fantastic, bombastic, enthusiastic new product called Popcorn.
I'm pretty sure the world knows about Popcorn already.
Right you are Rose, but does the world know all its other uses?
Simply crumble it up in your hands and it becomes a terrific face scrub.
Mmm, buttery soft, salty skin in seconds, and if a little falls into your mouth while you're scrubbing, great!
Or drop a trail of kernels behind you as you're hiking in the forest, you'll never get lost again.
Birds would definitely eat that popcorn trail.
Or use it to cushion your priceless knick-knacks and shipping boxes.
Who needs bubble wrap when you've got crispy, crunchy popcorn?
I call it, Crunchwrap.
No, Crunchwrap Supreme.
Okay, that name is definitely taken, but that does get pretty good at you.