Welcome to the forever-ago trophy room.
Wow, there are so many trophies.
Oh, look at this one.
The thesaurus award for most adjectives in a sentence.
I savor this polkretudiness, astonishing and prodigious recognition.
Oh, and there's the second place trophy for most gracious loser.
You know, it's an honor just to lose.
And don't miss this one.
Best podcast host that breaks into song at the drop of a hat.
So impressive.
Well, Otis, when you're the host of an award-winning history podcast, the trophies just start piling up.
Now this wall is full of trophies given to me by others, and over here is the wall of trophies I've given to myself.
And this wall is trophies that I'm waiting to give to other people.
Ooh, have you been waiting to give any of these trophies to me?
Time will tell, Otis.
Time will tell.
Well, it just so happens that I also love giving and receiving trophies,
medals, certificates, plaques, commemorative plates,
dishwasher, safe travel, coffee mugs, lapel pins, ribbons, glass paper weights, and a high fives.
Well, in that case, this trophy is for you.