2024-09-28
34 分钟This is Ria, welcome to Little Stories for Tiny… oh no, I knew this was going to happen.
Look, can I at least get through my introduction here?
As I was saying, welcome to Little Stories for Tiny People.
That sound you hear is my email inbox,
lighting up with messages from the spiders who live in the uppermost corners of my studio.
I know this because they've been after me for days.
They are… well, they are angry that I haven't mentioned them lately.
Let's hear a sampling of their emails, shall we?
Alright, here we go.
Dear Ria, there are no words that can adequately describe our ongoing outrage at your lack of… Okay, moving on.
Dear Ria, how dare you.
That was the entire email.
Dear Ria, you've ignored us for long enough.
I don't think I have.
Let's see, what else?
Oh, this is interesting.
Dear Ria, if you don't include clowns in your next story, we will start a mutiny.
Hmm, that's an odd request.
But I certainly don't want a mutiny on my hands.
I'll see what I can do, okay?