the (possibly delusional) small town fantasy

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• 00:00

  Hey, do me a favor and excuse my raspy voice today.

• 00:04

  I know it's sexy.

• 00:05

  I know it's mysterious.

• 00:07

  I know it's distracting, but I went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert last night.

• 00:12

  I sang my heart out, and now my vocal cords are fatigued.

• 00:16

  I hope you can understand.

• 00:18

  I mean, to go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert and sing your heart out is to be human.

• 00:23

  That's all I have to say.

• 00:25

  If you go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert and you don't sing your heart out, you might be an alien, you might be a reptile.

• 00:31

  I don't know.

• 00:32

  Go get it tested.

• 00:33

  There's something wrong.

• 00:34

  Go get that checked out.

• 00:36

  If you wanted to test to see if I was human, my voice is raspy the day after the Sabrina Carpenter concert because I sang because that is what humans do.

• 00:46

  Anywho.

• 00:47

  So my voice is raspy and it's kind of fun because I haven't lost my voice in a while.

• 00:51

  I've been a bit more chill in my lifestyle recently.

• 00:56

  I tend to lose my voice more when I'm more of a party girl going out more, and I just haven't been recently.

• 01:02

  So my voice has been really solid.

• 01:04

  My vocal cords have been really solid, but.

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