I spent $40,000 on shoes.
What's the matter, Morty?
Great gowns.
Beautiful gowns.
Fashion has changed.
No, it hasn't.
Hi, I'm Lauren Garrone.
And I'm Chelsea Fairless.
And guys, we're back from.
From the Pacific Northwest.
Yes, we're back from our west coast tour.
Although we have two more dates in Los Angeles, but those are hometown shows, so it feels like the last three days that we did.
That's the west coast tour.
Yes.
It was so nice seeing all of the Pacific Northwest fuckettes come out.
We love you guys.
We specifically didn't get spray tanned as a nod to the Pacific Northwest weather region.
Well, I wanted to, but then you, like, fucked up your schedule and didn't have time to get one, so I just didn't get one out of solidarity because I didn't want you to look, like, unnecessarily pale and sallow standing next to me.
Because that's what a real friend does.
Thank you.