Pushkin.
Most of the time, I like to think I'm a relatively nice person.
But if I'm being completely honest,
there is one person out there that I do tend to screw over constantly.
Now mind you, I don't intend to be a jerk to this person.
I mean, I actually care about her a lot.
So I'm not purposefully out to get her.
But I do inadvertently wind up making her life a lot more difficult.
I've roped her into doing all kinds of things she didn't want to deal with.
I've cheated her out of money.
I've made her pick up the pieces whenever I miss a work deadline.
And I've even forced her to eat healthier while I get to pick out.
This poor girl winds up being the collateral damage in nearly every bad decision I've ever made.
So who is this easy mark?
That person I'm constantly sabotaging?
She is future Laurie.
She's me just in the future.
Tomorrow, Laurie.
Or next month, Laurie.
And let me tell you, from her perspective, right now, Laurie is a real bitch.